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[25 Jun 2009|10:11pm]
Dear Vitolio,

SYTYCD would be a lot better this season without you. Go away.

Hugs, Kisses, and Kupono,

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Yeah, fuck you, Mitt Romney. [17 Jan 2008|03:39pm]
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Shameless plug before a real post [07 Sep 2007|10:06pm]
Hey all,

go here:


Vote Nathan Walch in the poll.

Thank you ♥
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[30 Apr 2007|10:14pm]
Mitt Romney was a "Cool New Person" on MySpace today. Does this confuse anyone else?
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Humor me [25 Feb 2007|02:06am]
All those with cameras, I need your help.

My LJ game obsession once again requires your help.

Please comment to this post with a picture of yourself holding a sign that says the following:


Personalize it if you feel so inclined, just please be sure the the sign/piece of paper you are holding says "Kemena" on it.

I will love you all forever.

Please pander to my addiction.
*note* also, comments are screened, so people won't see you pandered :)*
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[08 Nov 2006|03:56pm]
So watching Ellen with Kat.

A commercial comes on:

"Every twenty minutes a child is diagnosed with autism."

Kat cracks up laughing and almost falls out of her chair while virtually choking on Cookie Crisp.
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K. Fed. and Post-Pregnancy Britney Spears [28 Oct 2006|12:23pm]
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Game [09 Oct 2006|09:33pm]
Hey guys, I need your help.

I am playing a game on LJ called "bigbrother_lj"

We are doing an "America's Choice" Power of Veto challenge (which I am deeming World's Choice for all my non-USA friends) where the person with the most votes will win Veto. This is really really important for me in the game because if I have veto, I am safe.

So please go to the comm bigbrother_lj and in the poll, click on "Nathan"

Thank you so much guys!!!

If you have any questions, IM me!!!
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[24 Jul 2006|06:37pm]
My new idea for TLC's fall lineup:

Honey, We're Killing the Kids: We all know about how some kids are just spoiled, ungrateful, little brats. This is especially prevalent in the actual TLC show of the same name. This is what they get to do for the second season; the parents will be privy to a collection of the finest assassins in the industry today. The parents and the assassins will have three weeks finding the most ironic ways through which to kill their spoiled children. At the end of the show, if the parents are successful, they are allowed to adopt the same number of children they had just killed.
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Nathan's Question [23 Feb 2006|08:52pm]
Double A, congratulations to you two. I've been in this position before, and it still sucks to be on the jury and having a say who wins this thing. You both worked hard to get here. There were also 14 other people who, for the most part, wanted it just as badly. Since you two are the ultimate survivors of this season, my question to the both of you is the same.

Andrea and Austin, what were the strengths and weaknesses of the gameplay of the other 15 players?

Yes, that includes the person you are going up against and everyone not in the jury. Also please keep in mind that I am looking for the most honest answers, not the nicest.
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[08 Sep 2005|08:57pm]
I'm not dead.

My computer/internet in my room is.

I harass IT like it's my job. I should get work study money for it.
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[24 Jul 2005|11:27pm]
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[15 Jul 2005|09:18pm]
I should have come up with a plan for Friday. Eh, too tired anyway, so I'll sit here and do this.Collapse )
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i hate my stomach [11 Jul 2005|01:24am]
[ mood | stomach hurty ]

If I Didn't Believe in You

Okay, stop
Cathy, stop
Listen to me

There are people
And they are publishing my book
And there's a party that they're throwing
And while you've made it very clear that you're not going
I will be going
And that's done

But what's it really about?
Is it really about a party, Cathy?
Can we please for a minute stop blaming
And say what you feel?
Is it just that you're disappointed
To be touring again for the summer?
Did you think this would all be much easier
Than it's turned out to be?
Well, then talk to me, Cathy
Talk to me

If I didn't believe in you
We'd never have gotten this far
If I didn't believe in you
And all of the ten thousand women you are
If I didn't think you could do
Anything you ever wanted to
If I wasn't certain that you'd come through somehow
THe fact of the matter is, Cathy
I wouldn't be standing here now

If I didn't believe in you
We wouldn't be having this fight
If I didn't believe in you
I'd walk out the door and say,
"Cathy, you're right"
But I never could let that go
Knowing the things about you I know
Things, when I met you four years ago, I knew
It never took much convincing
To make me believe in you

Don't we get to be happy, Cathy?
At some point down the line

Don't we get to relax?
Without some new tsuris
To push me yet further from you?
If I'm cheering on your side, Cathy
Why can't you support mine?
Why do I have to feel
I've committed some felony
Doing what I always swore I would do?

I don't want you to hurt
I don't want you to sink
But you know what I think?
I think you'll be fine!
Just hang on and you'll see-
But don't make me wait till you do
To be happy with you
Will you listen to me?
No one can give you courage
No one can thicken your skin
I will not fail so you can be comfortable, Cathy
I will not lose because you can't win

If I didn't believe in your
Then here's where the travelogue ends
If I didn't believe in you
I couldn't have stood before all of our friends
And said, "This is the life I choose-
This is the thing I can't bear to lose
Trip us or trap us, but we refuse to fall"
That's what I thought we agreed on, Cathy
If I hadn't believed in you
I wouldn't have loved you at all

Now why don't you put your dress on and we'll go, okay?
Can we just do that please?

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[19 Jun 2005|11:01am]
Happy Father's Day, O Provider of my Y Chromosome.
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Taking Bryan down the path of the darkside [14 Jun 2005|09:34am]
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Waiting for work [13 Jun 2005|01:21pm]
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Yoinked [27 May 2005|09:04pm]
[ mood | bored ]

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[08 May 2005|12:48am]
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Estelle!!!!!!!!! [06 May 2005|03:24pm]
[ mood | jubilant ]

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